Well, so did John Wayne Gacy.

This room was probably reserved for older folks, the ones who distrust plastic chairs and newfangled bed-shapes. The carpet doesn't go quite too far up the walls here - but I don't know what that ledge is intended to accomplish in the first place, other than to provide the floor and bedspread with an ally when it's time to tell the sofa he's the wrong kind of blue. Actually, several wrong kinds. I don't know how to explain the sofa. It's like someone selected it in Motel Photoshop and moved the hue slider a few notches to the left.

A mirror is provided by the far chair, so you can recline in bed, study the fabric on the bathroom door, and imagine what it looks like as a bed ruffle. All without getting up. Never have mirrors been used to such ingenious effect!