John "The Quince" Adams presides sternly over another collection of things that can happen to you, starting with the cheerfully named CHOLERA MORBUS.

"Caused by eating unripe fruit, like green apples and plums, indigestible food, green corn and cucumbers, bad drinking water, spoiled and mouldy food."

Prescription: Laxatives to blast it out and liniment to be applied to the limbs "until a red glow is produced."

Just what you want to take your mind off food poisoning.