Back to Presidents. And face cream. “Remained in office until assassination.” You’d hate to think he hung on for a few more months, propped up in a chair.

Try the fragrant pomade! If you don’t have dandruff, well, as the copy notes: you can rub it on sore cow teats.

Back to McKinley. Remember that reversal of electoral fortunes over tariffs, mentioned a few pages back? How McKinley was soundly repudiated, his career over?