Hey! Here's some copy for the second page. It's really quite unnecessary, and you might think this is placeholder copy I forgot to remove before I uploaded the page.

Nope; this is intentional.

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White rap for motor oil!

Grooovy oil, maaan

CBS news: probably not as boring as this ad!

How to sell stereo in mono?

Yeee-hah, stereo, pardner

Here comes Mr. Blurt

"The World's Most Honored . . . Watch"

You need lots of dollars for an accident

Rugged, or helpful?

"The Best Place to Go."

The Good, the Bad, and the Shiny

"Please to listen" of honahble sauce

Staaaaaaaaa nu!